Saturday, July 12, 2008

relativity's a bitch

overheard on a south williamsburg roof deck:

1. are you brown? you look brown. have you been to france?
2. yes, yes, i've been to france. just the other week! lovely, etc, etc.

overheard in a north bushwick loft:

1. ack! (cough, cough, sputter.) um... i think, i think it's more of a... back-of-the-palate wine. you know, like, if you taste it with the back of your palate, it isn't so.... horrible.
2. um, (x), ha! you mean like, if you just gulp it down your throat without tasting it? like, chug it?
1. um, yeah, i suppose that's exactly what i mean. hmmm... cheers!

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